So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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