What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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