phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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