the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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