Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
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It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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