Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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It's rum buckets o'clock
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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