i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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