You're completely useless in the revolution.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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