What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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