what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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