just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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