Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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