The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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