dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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