pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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