kristin has been a bad kristin
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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