I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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