Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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