I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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