So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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