Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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