like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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