Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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