I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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