she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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