how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize