I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i will never coherently bang her
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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