hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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