If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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