When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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