She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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