This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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