by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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