do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Just pee around me
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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