Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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