So drunk its hurt
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
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You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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