This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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