bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Randomize
