I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
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last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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