Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
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Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
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My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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