im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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