the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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