if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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