I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
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Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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