No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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