so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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