Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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