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Swine flu. Run for my life!
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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