He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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