So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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