:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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