in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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