i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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