I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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