I think I just saw someone hide a body.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Just cropdusted the office
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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